Steak & BJ Day
Tomorrow, March 14th is officially Steak & BJ day also known as Valentine’s Day for men. You may want to send this reminder video to your girlfriend so she’s prepared for tomorrow.
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This marvel of design is waterproof to a depth of about 10 times your bathtub’s, and is barely audible at arm’s length. The metal is easy to clean, and is safe for your body. It also holds temperature, so it can be heated up or cooled down… Whatever you fancy.
Quiet, Waterproof, Everlasting Vibrator. Available in a variety ofg colours.
Read MoreTomorrow, March 14th is officially Steak & BJ day also known as Valentine’s Day for men. You may want to send this reminder video to your girlfriend so she’s prepared for tomorrow.
As to why I’m wearing a blonde wig, mascara, a whole bunch of lipstick, leather chaps, high heels, a diamond necklace, high school class rings on every finger, a pink feather boa, painted toenails, a tiara and two large black dildos stuck firmly in my anal cavity? That’s just me being eccentric. If Crispin Glover can get away with it, why can’t I?
Oh, one more thing. You’ve probably noticed by now that I’ve (probably) ejaculated all over the ground. (If you haven’t noticed that yet, watch your step!) Well, let’s just chalk that one up to the wonders…