Before anyone jumps up and down and accuses me of being insulting and derogatory, the name “Gimps Gone Wild” is the name that the disabled community who created the site have chosen for themselves.  They say that if they can’t learn to laugh at themselves, then life wouldn’t be worth living and that “The name is all about fun, expression and a humorous way to cope with some of the struggles we face as disabled people”.

I admit to being mildly taken aback by the discovery of this site dedicated to celebrating the sexual needs and desires of disabled individuals.  I don’t know why really.  Why should it come as a surprise to be shown that just because these people sit outside of what is considered to be normality, that they too experience the same feelings of sexuality as the rest of us.  As they say, “media forms such as fashion magazines, adult magazines, and heroines in romantic films and main characters in TV shows have completely brushed off the disabled person.  The media has pretty much shut out disabled people except for the usual geriatric wheelchair ads or to be seen as some pathetic needy type person, a freak, or the bitter disabled person”.

The most poignant comment that I read was how disabled folk often feel that they are looked upon as being immature and child-like.  They just want to be treated like the rest of us and to be seen as sexy, sensual adults.

Why shouldn’t they?

We created GGW as an outlet for the disabled person to express himself or herself with out having to be scrutinized and judged by what society deems as ‘beautiful’. Here they be free, feel sexy and beautiful and have adoring fans that admire them for their individual beauty rather then see them as some freak or torn apart for their flaws that other forms of media may have done. 

Many times we have been accused of this site as being exploitive and naming it wrong because it contains persons with physical limitations, and may feel that the models are unable to think for themselves and are unable to make adult decisions. Usually these types of people are uncomfortable with disabled people and do not view them as adults and able to make an educated decision, they see them as children or second class citizens and are the same types that want them to be placed in institutions and not be seen or heard from.  [via Gimpsgonewild.com].

What a tempting variety of phallic vegetables this lucky lady has to choose from.  I wonder which one she’ll pick?

Masturbating with vegetables is a convenient and cheap alternative to a dildo, however, I’m of the opinion that they’re normally cold and unforgiving despite their obvious fulfilling girth, length and hardness.  One thing’s for sure, they never suffer from erectile dysfunction.

I would recommend though that if you ever intend to insert a corn cob into your vagina, you should perhaps boil it first to make it less harsh and let it cool down before playing with it.  Those knobbly corn provide interesting stimulation, and I personally take my corn-on-the cob with butter; can’t beat it!

Want to smile from “ear to ear”? Ears of corn, that is. Then take a good, long look at Shanna and see how best to eat corn on the cob…use a chick’s well-lubed c*nt! Shanna uses two ears of corn to stimulate her coochie, and just loves the knobbly feeling so much that in no time, she’s ready to move on to bigger, greener things. A Veggie Bang means a bitch is ready to undertake any veggie that’s worth shoving up one’s beaver, and so red-haired Shanna does exactly that. She got a cucumber that’s as thick as her wrist and slowly inserts it into her weeping baby-chute. [via veggiebang.net].

Eeeeeeewwwww!  I have admitted to being curious about pussy pumping, but this image is enough to put me off for life!

It can’t possibly be good for our vulva and clitoris to be that engorged, surely?  And I doubt whether there are that many guys out there who actually find it a turn-on; WRONG!!!!  This particular chap admits to finding a pumped pussy very arousing:

“I too find pumped pussies to be very arousing. I’m not too bothered whether they are filled or not, although it does add to the enjoyment. I have found that there are very few places with this kind of content, but…
I did find one site which does have a few videos of women with pumped pussies playing with dildos or being fucked. I hope this is one you have not come across as yet. Enjoy.” [via bdsmboard.fetishexchange.org]

Ladies, have you ever wished for a bit more sexual sensitivity? Perhaps a larger clitoris so that the person about to suck on it can find it and really get a good grip? Maybe the sight of an engorged, fabulously colored pussy just turns you on? How about deliciously sensitive nipples that stand up and say, “look at me,” all of the time? Look no further, once again those kinky men have created something that gives us all of that. Now if you can just get him to give up some time on that Vacuum Pump he has fallen in love with.

What are we going to pump and why? The areas that are usually pumped are the clitoris, the clitoral hood, vaginal labia (large and small), the entire genital area, the nipples or any combination of these. You may want to refer to a previous article on Male Vacuum Pumping (BME Articles) for additional information regarding types of pumps and terminology. [via webpixx.net].

It might sound old-fashioned but, rightly or wrongly, people still do use this term when it comes to a woman’s obligation to fulfill her husband’s sexual needs,

I’ve picked up on this subject having just read a thread about it on Hasaheadache.com, a new site, created by some very insightful and open people addressing a wide range of sexual topics aimed at both men and women.  Their forum is quickly becoming a very active place for open discussion whose members are more than willing to offer their personal opinions and share their intimate experiences with us all.  It is rapidly becoming one of my favourite sexuality forums to visit regularly for advice, opinion and entertainment - there are some wonderfully witty people on there!

Back to the topic of “wifely duties”; it’s a difficult one this.  I don’t think anyone likes the term “duties” as it implies another chore on a “to-do” list and sex should never be a chore.  But, having said that, we can all relate to not always feeling in the mood and making love can sometimes feel like a chore; however, the important thing is understanding the reason or reasons why we’re feeling this way.  I know that if my man has pissed me off, I don’t want to have sex with him.  But, I end up being the loser - he just gets ratty because he’s frustrated which causes more arguments.  I’ve come to the conclusion that he approaches me for sex after a row as a way of trying to get close to me again, a sort of apology (the word “sorry” doesn’t exist in his vocabulary).  So, I give in and “do my duty”.  I love him, therefore his needs are important to me and notably, even if I feel reluctant to start off with, I’m always pleased that I succumbed in the end.

The thread that prompted this blog article is a very interesting read with viewpoints from both sexes:-

Responsibilities? What responsibilities? And what wifely duties?

There are no wifely duties and there are no sexual responsibilities.
Making love is not a chore, its not a duty. It is the foundation of the emotions between a couple. Emotions are not negotiable I’m afraid. One either has them for the other, or not.

Should it become a “duty” I would say, to hell with it. [read the entire thread via hasaheadache.com].

I’m a woman who loves anything anal especially having my ass tongued. In the past, I had a boyfriend that also liked it. I liked licking his ass because it turned him on a lot. How do I find out if my current boyfriend might be into a rim job without him thinking that I am a freak? He is very open, but I guess I am just afraid to ask. Is this a common thing with men, for them to like having their ass tongued?

In the past five years, there has been a lot more dialogue on straight men receiving (and enjoying) anal pleasure. It’s what I like to refer to as the “Bend Over Boyfriend” movement, named for the great how-to video of the same name. So know that more men than ever are embracing this kind of stimulation and being more ‘out’ about it. How you bring it up with your boyfriend depends a lot on your personal style and how you communicate about sex as a couple. If you’re direct, by all means ask him about it; make sure you talk about how much it would turn you on. [via puckerup.com].

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I was amazed to learn that 65 per cent of single British people scour internet dating sites in their quest for love. 

But how do you know that how somebody describes themselves is anywhere near the truth?  The fact is, you don’t until you brave it and meet up with them in person.  I’m always dubious of those guys who say they’ve got a “zany sense of humour” - that spells “immature and extremely annoying” to me, and if they claim to be “romantic”, my “suffocating creep” radar starts to beep at me.

WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN

ATTRACTIVE Plain. Everyone in online dating is ‘attractive.’ In the real world it means ‘pleasant to look at’ - in the internet-speak it means: two eyes, two ears and a mouth.

FAIRLY ATTRACTIVE Gutchurningly hideous. When he’s not even claiming to be attractive, it’s time to worry. Andrew Lloyd Webber will look like a Calvin Klein model next to this guy. Meeting under the cover of darkness is advised.

TOLD ATTRACTIVE By my mother, the only woman I’ve every loved or am ever likely to.

RUGBY PLAYER’S BUILD One who retired 10 years ago. Stop thinking: Jonny Wilkinson. Start thinking: Johnny Vegas.

DISCRETION EXPECTED I’m married and don’t want my wife to know.

DISCRETION OFFERED I don’t care if you’re married too.

HOPE YOU LIKE MY PICTURE Taken 10 years ago and bears no resemblance on now.

MODERN MAN We’ll be splitting the bill 50/50. I go on three of these internet dates a week. So unless you’re a sure thing you pay for your own dinner.

NOT JUST LOOKING FOR SEX I am just looking for sex but hope you won’t see through my cunning reverse psychology. [full funny list via dailymail.co.uk]

What a great idea!  Granted, it doesn’t look very sexy but for those of us who are a bit flat in the derriere department, it’s an inspired creation.  After all, we don’t think twice about wearing a push-up, padded bra to give our boobs a lift, so why shouldn’t we pay the same attention to our backsides?

Not only is it remarkably effective, it’s also deemed to be incredibly comfortable and what’s more, no obvious visible panty-line either.  One drawback though is with five holes to navigate, you have to concentrate on not putting it on arse-about-face!

Curvy is the new thin. Even Victoria Beckham has put on half a stone in her mission to get a bigger bottom, after David expressed his desire for big-bottomed girls. How far are you prepared to go to get the look?

If, like me, you’re only a packet of Jammie Dodgers away from a fat day, then you won’t be lacking in padding - but you might be searching for something that can keep your curves firmly in shape.

Well, good news: you can now buy a pair of pants that promise to lift your bottom into pert gloriousness without actually making it bigger. [via dailymail.co.uk].

This cheeky, suggestive ad caused quite a furore when it hit the internet about four years ago.

It created quite a lot of buzz since featuring a girl giving a blow job with cum dripping on her leg isn’t exactly in accordance with Puma’s brand image.

The official Puma response by Peter Kim, Puma’s director of interactive marketing, was:

“It has been brought to our attention that several unauthorized, sexually suggestive advertisements portraying the PUMA brand have been released over the Internet. We are appalled that images like these would be created and distributed under the PUMA name. As a brand, we seek to take a unique perspective toward our advertising in an effort to challenge the boundaries of our industry; however we would never consider using these tactics. We are in the process of researching the circumstances and reserve any legal steps available.” [via abethe.blogspot.com].

If you’re looking for an erotic gift for the love in your life and have a spare $100, then look no further.  Shunga Netsuke is described as an “exotic, erotic world ... where no anatomic detail is left to the imagination, and no sexual practice is taboo”.

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Come browse our online gallery to view many free photographs of these elaborately detailed miniature carvings.  These tiny treasures are the perfect intimate gift for that special person in your life.  They are wonderful ice breakers, and they have been known to launch the most arousing conversations. We offer free shipping on netsuke orders totaling $100 or more.  [see the gallery via netsukesource.com].

Having a distorted body image is very disturbing but sadly ever-increasingly true for many young (and not so young) women.

I went through a phase once, in my late teens/early twenties whereby I was convinced I looked overweight in the mirror no matter what I wore; the thing that “snapped” me out of this disillusion was seeing a sideways-on photograph of myself and not recognizing it was actually me - I asked who that “slim girl” was in the picture and was astonished (and delighted) to learn that it was me!! 

Joking aside, I think I speak for all of us women when I say that personal hygiene is of paramount importance whether we intend to get laid or not.  I mean, what if you got run over by a bus or something?  You wouldn’t want the medical staff passing out by the stench when they whip off your pants do you?  I saw a documentary of an obese lady giving birth and the midwife was literally gagging at the horrendous odour emanating from between her legs and it was all she could do to stop herself from throwing up.  I thought then how absolutely disgusting it would be to allow yourself to get filthy like that.  There’s absolutely no need for it (in normal circumstances, of course - there’s always the exception whereby it cannot be helped I guess), and out of respect for yourself more than anyone else, it’s essential to keep your genitals as clean as possible.  Now, that doesn’t mean I’m all for scrubbing away at your vulva with carbolic soap and using perfumes and deodorising sprays are a definite no-no.  Simple rinsing with fresh, warm water is more than adequate.  Putting artificial cleansers inside and around the vagina causes chemical imbalance and can create problems of their own.

The vagina is a self-cleaning organ. The blood from your period comes out on its own, without the assistance of douching. The idea of rinsing out and “cleansing” the area may sound good, but doing so disrupts the peaceful coexistence of the normal vaginal microflora — a type of bacteria — leading to the overgrowth of the wrong kind, especially non-oxygen-liking bacteria called anaerobes. These thrive when you hasten the demise of normal bacteria by changing the vagina’s pH, usually by rinsing the area with medicated or perfumed solutions or by using antibiotics. [via msnbc.msn.com].

Guys, you’ll be delighted to learn that according to a recent study published in the American Journal of Medicine, you can ward off potential erectile dysfunction problems if you regularly make the effort to “bash the bishop” (as if you need anyone telling you to do that, duh!!):-

Analyzing a five-year study of 989 men aged 55 to 75 years from Pirkanmaa, Finland, the investigators observed that men reporting intercourse less than once per week at baseline had twice the incidence of erectile dysfunction compared with those reporting intercourse once per week. Further, the risk of erectile dysfunction was inversely related to the frequency of intercourse.

Other factors that may affect the incidence of ED, such as age, chronic medical conditions (diabetes, heart disease, hypertension, cerebrovascular disease and depression), body mass index and smoking were included in the analysis of the data.

Erectile dysfunction incidence was 79 cases per 1000 in men who had reported sexual intercourse less than once per week, dropping to 32 cases per 1000 in men reporting intercourse once per week and falling further to 16 per 1000 in those reporting intercourse 3 or more times per week. [via eurekalert.org].