Are You A Snedger?
According to the Urban dictionary, a “snedger” is a person who gains pleasurable satisfaction from the sniffing of young girls bicycle. Originates from Cork, Ireland.
Following a secret meeting at Great Smith Street, London, yesterday, the General Synod voted to oust the Rt Rev Damian DeVille, the gay clergyman, from the bishopric of Smarden, Kent. The leader of the Synod, the outspoken Bishop of Bagshot Lea, the Rt Rev Richard ‘Richard’ Legge,(Dicky) told the Happening Place Team that Church leaders made their controversial decision after the Bishop of Smarden had publicly admitted to an act of gross indecency with a senior member of the Lambeth Ladies Luncheon Club. “That fat old poofter has gone too far this time,” bristled the bucolic Bishop. “Toasting the odd muffin between the cheeks of a choir boy after Evensong is one thing, but forcing a young lady to grasp the slippery rod of wickedness in a London Taxi cab is something the Church is not prepared to swallow.” ..................................A quick perusal of the Bible suggests that the Bishop’s argument may well stand up. We were amazed to discover that the good book does not condemn rug smoking, baby eating, slipping the sexton into the sacristy (or the apse), and has nothing to say about weapons of mass destruction, sniffing bicycle saddles, lesbian strap-on female domination, reality TV shows, bunny boiling, Emmerdale Farm, or the evils of thongs. [via thehappeningplace blog].




