According to the Urban dictionary, a “snedger” is a person who gains pleasurable satisfaction from the sniffing of young girls bicycle. Originates from Cork, Ireland.

Following a secret meeting at Great Smith Street, London, yesterday, the General Synod voted to oust the Rt Rev Damian DeVille, the gay clergyman, from the bishopric of Smarden, Kent. The leader of the Synod, the outspoken Bishop of Bagshot Lea, the Rt Rev Richard ‘Richard’ Legge,(Dicky) told the Happening Place Team that Church leaders made their controversial decision after the Bishop of Smarden had publicly admitted to an act of gross indecency with a senior member of the Lambeth Ladies Luncheon Club. “That fat old poofter has gone too far this time,” bristled the bucolic Bishop. “Toasting the odd muffin between the cheeks of a choir boy after Evensong is one thing, but forcing a young lady to grasp the slippery rod of wickedness in a London Taxi cab is something the Church is not prepared to swallow.” ..................................A quick perusal of the Bible suggests that the Bishop’s argument may well stand up. We were amazed to discover that the good book does not condemn rug smoking, baby eating, slipping the sexton into the sacristy (or the apse), and has nothing to say about weapons of mass destruction, sniffing bicycle saddles, lesbian strap-on female domination, reality TV shows, bunny boiling, Emmerdale Farm, or the evils of thongs. [via thehappeningplace blog].

Panty fetish porn is all about exploring your desires. Websites like Pantie Land cater for panty lovers. It’s a Britsh website created by panty lovers, the girls are all English, wear a wide range of underwear from big cotton panties, french knickers, sexy thongs, tiny g-strings and do a number of things with them like panty stuffing, masturbating through their panties, soaking them in pussy juicy, biting them and much much more.

The panty fetish is alot more common than people think, every guy that i’ve ever talked to gets turned on by either cotton panties, tight thongs, skimpy g-strings or any kind of underwear. People who explore their interest into panty porn are rewarded with a massive amount of sexual pleasure and soon find out exactly what they like and why they like it.

It’s thought that a persons liking for panties comes from a past sexual experience or from while they were growing up. Perhaps you saw sexy girls on TV wearing nothing but a bra and panties or you once had a girlfriend who only worn a certain type of panties. [via pantygirlporn.com].

.....somebody’s watching me, and I get no privacy (in the words of Rockwell, back in the eighties).

Catherine “M” talks about, in her book, The Sexual Life of Catherine M, of having sex outdoors in the Corbieres hills in the south of France and no matter how private and secluded she thought they were, there was always a Frenchman peeping from behind a tree.  “How true is that!”, I thought, given that I live in France and from my experience of frequently needing to stop for a pee in the vineyards, there has always, always been an old vigneron lurking amongst the vines.  In fact, I’ve got so used to it now that I willingly offer up my derriere for inspection.  Probably makes his day!!

This topic came to mind when I saw the following video clip of a young lady in a lecture going in for a very intimate scratch, in the belief that no-one was watching her.  God, mobile phones with cameras are dangerous things!!  Click the link to see exactly what I’m talking about (I was more amused to see the way she sniffed her fingers afterwards - just keeping check!).  Poor girl, I hope she’s unaware of the sneaky snapshot!

Stinky Fingers?

I’m just waiting to see if she’s gonna throw up!.

Balloon breasts fascinate me.
Why on earth would anyone want to own a pair of bouncing inflatables such as these - they’re just ludicrous, although I suspect they’re lucrative too, if this Russian porn site is anything to go by.

Have you ever seen balloon tits before? If you think you have then you better check out this busty brunette Aria Valentino in this hot new scene. Enjoy!

Pardon me?  Sorry, couldn’t hear you for a moment, it all went bit muffled there for a while!

I’ve often wondered what it would be like to have huge boobs, especially what it must be like sleeping with such natural pillows.  Well, the guys at LPSG.org have something to say about it too:-

I can lay on my stomach and it doesn’t bother me. But I don’t sleep on my stomach because, like some other people mentioned, it hurts my back the next morning and also I don’t like feeling smothered with my face in the pillow.

But if I’m just laying down to read or watch TV it doesn’t bother my boobs at all. They sort of just smush out and adjust I guess.

Quite a good idea, I think, are these darkly humorous e-cards that allow people diagnosed with STDs to anonymously alert their sexual partners which, according to a recent report, are helping fight the spread of infections.

You’d never want to receive one, but there’s never a particularly nice way of delivering bad news such as this, so this method at least takes a little bit of the heat out of the situation (providing, of course, that the recipient does have a sense of humour, that is!).

The email postcards, which can be personalised by type of infection, are sent by men and women who may otherwise be too embarrassed to break the bad news to former lovers.
More than 30,000 Americans have used the service, which was set up in San Francisco in 2004 but has now been rolled out to cities across the US.
Many of the e-cards contain visual puns to catch the attention of the recipient.
Versions currently available on the inSPOT.org website include one with the message “I got screwed while screwing, you might have too,” next to a picture of a screw, and another featuring a stretch of twine with the tag “Sometimes there are strings attached”.
Dr Jeffrey Klausner, of the San Francisco department of health, said that the service had proved an “innovative and effective way” of spreading awareness of possible infections.
“We know inSPOT works,” he told the Washington Post. “I see patients, they come in and say they’ve been notified, and their contact is through inSPOT."

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Most people know that condoms prevent the spread of HIV and sexually transmitted infections (STI). But in many parts of the world, condoms aren’t very popular. Here are five novel campaigns launched by nonprofit organizations and condom companies to encourage wider use.

In India, people stigmatize condoms and refuse to wear them because they believe only prostitutes must use prophylactics. Leave it one of the world’s richest men to find a solution—the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation donated money for a national condom ring tone. An a cappella group sings “Condom, Condom”—in the style of doo-wop like the contagious pop song “Barbara Ann”—when one receives a phone call. Despite its bubblegum sound, officials hope that the people who have the condom ring tone appear smart and responsible. Since the ring tone’s August launch, more than 60,000 people downloaded it. Yvonne MacPherson, country director of the BBC World Service Trust (which the Gates foundation funded), sums it up best when she said to the Associated Press: “A ring tone is a very public thing. It’s a way to show you are a condom user and you don’t have any issues with it.” Right, nothing attracts the amorous attention like announcing loudly that you have a condom. [for the other four, visit mentalfloss.com].

Come on Barbie, let’s go party!

Maybe he just couldn’t afford a blow-up doll.  Sad.

LOS ANGELES — At first Barbie and Ken had a happy, fulfilling relationship. Barbie had multiple jobs from doctor to astronaut, daughter Kelly went to school, and Ken stayed at home all day eBaying. All was well until last week, when Barbie and Ken separated after a sex tape of theirs appeared on the Internet.

The tape, titled ‘Come on Barbie, Let’s Go Party,’ caused the couple to split up out of sheer embarrassment. Mattel had no comment. [via bongonews.com].

Talk about “one-upmanship”!

I love this show “Weeds” - but going by this clip, it’s sure moved on since the last time I saw it!

Who’s been a naughty girl then?

I’m speechless!

Hermaphrodite-- Born with all components or part of both sexes genitalia (aka, the vag with internal testicles), tranny-- Someone who takes hormones to change their body… Most commonly seen are the ‘chicks with dicks.’ They take hormones, get the tits, etc… And never get rid of their dick.  Girls who go guy-- They just get stuck with a growing clit.  [via heaven66.org].

Yowee!  Why would anyone deliberately seek out “tabasco cock”?What on earth possesses people to go to such extremes, I wonder?  I hope he’s not expecting a BJ after this; he’s sure to be sorely disappointed!

The term “Tabasco Cock”, according to the Urban Dictionary is “The side effect of waking up fom having sex the previous night. When urinating it burns whilst exiting”.

Looks like a good time has been had by all.  I don’t know about you, but that engorged clitoral area looks like a cock merged with and emerging from her vulva - freaky!

AFTER THE PARTY
By
Wife Watcher

We had only been married a short while when a colleague at work, Tom, invited me and my young bride to a party. In spite of the fact that we didn’t know many people there, we both had a wonderful evening. Beth was the Belle of the ball; she was in great demand for dances. Maybe it had something to do with the fact that she was wearing a mini skirt, it had a slight flare that when she was spun around, it would rise up showing of her tiny red thong. Which of course meant her bare bottom was on display when this happened...................................

.......................I noticed that his hand was now on Beths thigh, up under her miniskirt. Jeff went over to them and knelt down. His body was slightly obscuring my view but from his movements I could only assume he was opening Beths blouse.

‘Wow! They were well worth waiting for.’ Jeff gasped as he must have been feasting his eyes on her delicate little pink nipples and her creamy small firm breasts. I know seeing them gets me hard and I see them every night. Seeing such beauty for the first time is really breathtaking.

‘She’s fucking gorgeous!’ Replied Tom as he raised her miniskirt. I could see his hand go to her panties. He pulled the cloth together so a thin strip went in between he lovely shaved pussy lips.

‘Oh! Fucking hell! Look at that!’ He was saying this as his other hand went to his fly and released his fully erect cock. By this time, Jeff had bent forward and was sucking on Beths little nipples.

Tom got up off the couch and removed all his clothes. His cock was sticking straight out and it looked really big. He climbed onto the couch and raised Beths legs up onto his shoulders as he lent forward and inserted his cock into my lovely bride. [more, via www.bluesstories.com].