The Shy Girl

As to why I’m wearing a blonde wig, mascara, a whole bunch of lipstick, leather chaps, high heels, a diamond necklace, high school class rings on every finger, a pink feather boa, painted toenails, a tiara and two large black dildos stuck firmly in my anal cavity? That’s just me being eccentric. If Crispin Glover can get away with it, why can’t I?

Oh, one more thing. You’ve probably noticed by now that I’ve (probably) ejaculated all over the ground. (If you haven’t noticed that yet, watch your step!) Well, let’s just chalk that one up to the wonders of the human anatomy. Ever hear that urban legend about how a person’s bowels go slack when they die, causing them to expel any feces they have left and shit their pants? Well, that’s what happened to me. Except with sperm.

By Baradan Kuppusamy

KUALA LUMPUR, Sept 13 – It was not all politics at the 63rd MIC general assembly after minor celebrity Shaila Nair, a former singer turned lawyer, mother and event manager, walked into the PWTC with husband Vel Paari, and attracted numerous stares from the delegates.

Dressed in a red saree, Shaila, who saw some controversy in 2007 after a sex video clip depicting her appeared on the Internet, sat quietly with Paari among delegates near the entrance to the hall.

“People should have a heart … they should not target people,” she said when asked about the clip that had caused some embarrassment for, Paari and his father, MIC president Datuk Seri S. Samy Vellu.

His political enemies circulated the clip widely and made political capital but for Shaila, 35, all that is behind her now.

“I am busy as a mother, wife, entertainer and event manager and, now, in politics,” she told The Malaysian Insider in an interview.

Controversy continues to dog her as her election as deputy chief of Puteri MIC caused controversy last month. Apparently Shaila lost in the election but was somehow “re-elected” according to Tamil newspapers hostile to Samy Vellu.

Another urban legend, she says.

“I was elected … it is that simple,” she said.

However she does not plan to develop a political career for herself although she can get significant help from her powerful father-in-law Samy Vellu who only a day earlier demonstrated his grip on the party ensuring his team of “official candidates” all won.

“It is not that I am a political greenhorn … I was a council member of Puteri for one term. But I just want to help and serve, not be a politician,” she said. “The family is already in politics.”

She practised as lawyer for six years before switching to singing and event management and managing a bridal house and boutique.

MIC Puteri’s challenge, she feels, is to bring in new members into the wing as many are also young voters and if they enter MIC they would also be convinced to vote for the MIC and Barisan Nasional.

“This is our main challenge … to convince young people, to attract them to get political with the MIC,” she said.

Her daughter Bhavya Vel, 10, is studying in Alice Smith, an elite International school, and is keen on design and drawing just like granddad Samy, who is an architect.

Shaila came into prominence as a singer when she was 16 and sang Tamil, Malay and Hindi songs. She recorded one album before she got married and moved into event management.

A search on the Internet shows various blurry unrecognisable clips under the title “Shaila” still circulating on some websites along with nasty comments.”

Strap-on Jane famous for her errrrm strap-on, stretches a couple of transvestites.

Guy with 2 cocks - doesn’t look faked as he cums after giving the girl one in each hole at the same time.

“Man with twice penis on work. Man with two cock fuck a latina with a double penetration. Two cock is better! Amazing movie clip…...................”

No password

Lady Sonia - Englands Most Famous Hotwife and Spike Heeled Fetishist

Raven-haired hottie pees and changes her tampon in the bushes. Her boyfriend stands guard while she pees and changes the tampon for a new one.

This is a really nice one; enjoy!

This is a ten minute out-take from a fifty minute movie. The girl is “handsome” rather than beautiful and has a nice “Rubenesque” body with big tits and “Bai Ling” nipples! She gives good head and fucks like a pro.

A farm girl, she shows how she draws water from the well to wash her pussy. Before she washes she pisses on the ground, then makes her self nice and clean for the shoot.

The camera-man is an amateur, but is more inventive than most. He is using an old VHS camera, but he has a steady hand and knows what he wants from the shoot. When his stud is fucking the girl he has his assistant pinch the stud’s scrotum and lift it out of the way for a better view - I nearly died laughing at that! There is a creampie ending but the camera-man goes mental when the stud slides out, the girl grabs his cock, and is goes out of sight for a second or so. She quickly gets the drift and uses the cock head to rub the cum into her labia!

Not your usual Indian amateur porn, this guy is in a class of his own.

Lana Woods as Karene Berg takes two cocks in her mouth and ass, self fists and gets fisted, ending with a double mouthful.

This is possibly one of her best known and hottest scenes.

I think everyone must have seen the many pictures of Lana Woods that are all over the Internet and most will have seen her extreme anal movies. She also appeared on screen as Lana Wood, Lana Destiny Wood, Lana Hernandez, Lana McGregor, Karene Berg, Karine Berg, Sarah Bonher, Sarah Bonehr, Teddy and Wanda Solo in a multitude of porno movies. Not bad going for a kid born 1967 in Bedfordshire, outside London as “George”. Various sources have said that Lana died this year 2009. RIP

In this moody scene from Maximum Perversum, Lana (as Karene Berg) pees, drinks pee, sucks cock, gets anal fisted and cum swaps with Clare Racon (in the silver mask) and Lanna Doval (in the black mask).

Whoa - unless T1gers got a bigger driver… that white dude stretched it out pretty good!

Maybe it won’t be long till we actually see Tiger doing the business? [Maybe not¹]

Note¹: grab it quick, cos it’ll be gone as soon!

A pretty intense clip where heavily tattooed Janine Linemulder and the gorgeous Vanity get together for a hot sex session. Lots of probing with fingers and tongues, then Vanity fucks Janine and Janine sucks Vanity’s cock.

Happy New Year!

An amateur clip of a couple taking a few risks in the supermarket. She sucks his cock in different locations, nervously drops her kecks for a bit of doggy-style and he brings himself off on her tits. She dips her finger in the thick cum and licks some off…

but he bends down and greedily slurps the majority of it himself (yummee)!

Big boobed Ginny admits to being 47 years old. Hmmmmmm! She seems to be rather nervous about displaying herself and masturbating on camera for the first time, but the cameraman coaxes her on.