As far as I’m concerned, normal is what I want to do, and kinky is whatever I don’t want to do. Golden showers? Normal. Smack me about the face and neck? Normal. Texting photos of my breasts covered in bulldog clips to someone I’ve not seen in person for almost a year?

All normal.

Scented candles and having face-holding anniversary sex? Eww, kinky. You won’t catch me doing that. Not often, in any case. And definitely not for free.

[VIA]

Which brings us, as it so often does, to Mistress Matisse [and, and];

I was sitting in my hairdresser’s chair the other day when he said, “So I wanted to ask you something.” He told me about a friend who’d lately gotten into BDSM, and who had been showing him bruises on her ass. “I don’t have a problem with it but… is that really safe, to be all marked up like that?”

I get questions like this all the time. It’s a perfect example of counterintuitive perceptions about BDSM. Stuff that seems heavy to the uninitiated really isn’t, while activities that are casually portrayed in popular culture are actually rather hazardous.

Take bruises on the butt. People get squicked by them, but for the average healthy adult it’s not dangerous to get your ass and upper thighs hit until you’re heavily bruised. We’re well-designed to take impact there, so if you like it, do it.

On the high-tech side, I used a surgical stapler on someone recently and it was big fun. I’m guessing many of you cringed at the phrase “surgical stapler,” but in fact, it’s not that intense. The staples are small and they don’t penetrate the skin very deeply. So provided you employ the same common-sense precautions you’d use with any skin-piercing play, it’s pretty safe to use.

“You are into spanking in your private life, is that right? Would you say you’re first a kinky woman, and then a spanking model, or vice versa—meaning, would you rather star in a movie that makes you hot, or in one where you look good?”

“Sitting on the pillows with me for this final pre-Christmas post is Erica Scott, a spanking model famous for her work with Shadow Lane and Spanking Epics. She plays characters who are self-confident, often sassy and bratty, but not immune from good old-fashioned discipline. Erica is a genuine spanko, and can be found in various online forums, where she openly discusses her preferences and brats her way through appropriate discussions.” [via]

Oh My GOD it’s 2008! It doesn’t seem long ago that we rushed headlong into the 21st century, celebrating the start of 2000… and now that’s all history.

If you’ve been reading this illustrious publication for a while, you’ll know that when it comes to sex, we have our finger on the nation’s genitals. So to celebrate the new year, here are our 10 predictions for sex in ‘08.

Black is the new black: ebony guysand girls are going to be in demand this year, so get ‘em while they’re hot. There’s more black babes than ever taking the plunge into porno, and we’re loving it!

Home-made porn: if you ain’t doing it, you’re missing out. Get down to the sales and snap up a cheap video camera.
Just remember to keep the tape somewhere safe…

Speaking of which, we expect some really hotceleb videos to appear this year. In the past we’ve had Jordan, Abi Titmuss, Lea Walker and Imogen from Big Brother; who’s next?

We don’t know, but whoever it is, you’re bound to find them first on Strictly Broadband.

Cybersex: this will enter a whole new dimension as the technology improves over the next twelve months. By September, you’ll be able to click on any photo online and have your PC print a real-life, 3D person.

Make sure you don’t run out of ink.

Hover sex: ever since the 1970s, personal flight has been just around the corner. By next Xmas, you’ll be able to have sex anywhere, even in mid-air.

However hoverpacks (as they might be known) will produce so much pollution that they’ll be banned by mid-2008.

Bisexuality will really take off this year. If you haven’t got a boyfriend and a girlfriend, you’ll be sooo last year, and your mates will all laugh at you.

Futuristic materials are all the rage: out go lace and silk, in come teflon and polyester.

By the end of the year, hermaphrodism will be common, as plastic surgeons offer people the chance to possess both a dick and a pussy. By the end of 2008, it will be mandatory.

And finally.....

The Daily Mail will announce that safe, casual sex is OK and apologise for being so damn prudish for all these years.

.......and if you believe that, you’ll believe anything!

Britishporn.org is currently the only place where you can buy the European uncut version of Rob Stone’s amazing new film, Trash Whores. This European version contains footage that could not be included in the British R18 release, which will be sold in UK sex shops.

Trash Whores is the nastiest porn Rob Stone ever pointed a camera at! How girls this beautiful are willing to do such eye-opening nastiness with so much shameless enthusiasm is amazing. The gorgeous Paradise Summers kicks it off in sixth gear as a broken down whore thrown out in the trash, just begging to be repaired.

Over two and a half hours, these British girls prove yet again that when it comes to ultra nastiness they are the hardcore queens of the world! This is the completely uncut European version, not available in UK sex shops. Cast: Miyah, Katie Fox, Harmony Hex, Paradise Summers, Sareena Majewska, Emily X, Others.

LustyLibrary.com features a wide range of erotic fiction guaranteed to tantalize any sexual appetite. There is also a section for writers, including writing tips and resources to help budding writers establish their talent. The site is faithfully updated every day with new and unique erotic stories from around the globe offering a splendid variety of storylines and varying temperature levels. 

Welcome to The Lusty Library, your home online for free sex stories! Here, you will find erotic stories covering everything straight and lesbian, from the vanilla to the taboo, from bondage and first time to oral, from true stories to fantasy. The Lusty Library is completely free and stocked with well written original works that showcase a vast range of genres from the romantically sensual to the blazingly sexual. At the library, you will find erotic fiction to whet your sexual appetite, plus writing tips, resources, and contests for budding and blooming erotica writers. We also have a variety of free audio stories, some recorded by us for podcasts and some submitted by users, but all of them hot and sexy.

See here for the stories.

Girls put away their bras, sweaters and big coats and bring out the tank tops and mini skirts. Every patch of grass becomes a beach. People think nothing of stripping down to next to nothing and flopping down in the dirt to work on their tans.

In The New Nude Journal you’re gonna find the stories no one else will tell. RICHARD KERN will be reporting from the alleyways and back ways of New Nude City and if it’s sexy, if it’s surreal, if it’s happening we’ll have the lowdown and we’ll have it first.

For more images see here.

MPL Studios provides a complete erotic experience. Each of our girls has her own private thoughts, fantasies, and desires, and we give them all to you, as beautiful as the day they were born.

Welcome to MPL Studios, where fantasies are realized every day. You are about to take a journey through a generous sampling of our incredible nude photographic and video content.

For more images see here.

Trevor Augustus Blake, 44, and Nicola Fitzgerald, 27, of Enderby Road, Luton, Beds, were charged following a disturbance on a flight from Gatwick to Kingston, Jamaica, on Dec 5, 2005.... via The Daily Telegraph

A British couple pleaded guilty to drunkenness after an altercation caused their 2005 flight from Gatwick to Kingston.

The couple, who claimed later that they had twice had sex on board the jet before the disturbance, had denied the charges at Lewes Crown Court in September last year.

Is your dog in heat and humping anything it can wrap its horny little legs around? Are you constantly having to pry your promiscuous pooch off the legs of guests, parents and members of your church? Protect your leg from a hump attack by getting Scruffy a Hotdoll.

A French designer has launched a rubber humping device for dogs.

Yes, it’s a sex doll for dogs. It’s shaped like a dog and it’ll allow your tension-filled pet to go to town as much as his little heart desires, humping away until he passes out in exhaustion, leaving a wispy coil of friction-singed dog-fur smoke wafting into the air.

God, I love the Internet. Hit the jump for more hot dog-on-doll action shots. Don’t pretend like you don’t want to see them.

Surfing the net for nude pictures of Britney Spears can be riskier than searching for pics of Paris Hilton in the buff. However, more dangerous in this category than Paris, was found to be Celeb couple Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes......

Surfing the net for nude pictures of Britney Spears can be riskier than searching for pics of Paris Hilton in the buff, not because you’ll find more loads of shocking pics or information about the singer, but because sites offering such a sight are more likely to infect your PC with a virus.

The finding has been based on a study conducted by McAfee’s SiteAdvisor group, which evaluates the risks associated with approximately 2,300 of the most popular search terms based on the sites they return.

According to the online search conducted, McAfee found that searching for Britney in the buff can put you at risk of coming across a very high percentage of sites riddled with spyware and other malicious code than a search for a naked Paris Hilton.

Anal sex hit mainstream paydirt when Bridget Jones did it with Hugh Grant in that posh hotel. A million proto-Bridgets watched the movie and thought: if Hugh does it, it’s fine by me. Honey is never one to miss a cultural phenomenon, and what with the rise and rise of J-Lo and Kylie’s bottoms we reckon there’s been no hotter time for taking the alterna-route to penetrative pleasure… via LoveHoney, UK.

When it comes to anal sex for the first time, you and you lover with have different thoughts, needs and fears. Uncharted sexual territory can be pretty damn exciting, but it can also be a little scary if you don’t talk openly about it.

One of the sexiest ways to discover anal sex is by reading a book on the subject. Tracey Cox’s Hot Sex is a great place to start, with tips and advice on how to get it right and how to practise anal sex safely.

Spend some time in bed together reading about it. Your bedroom is an ideal place to familiarise yourselves with anal sex and get to know what it’s all about. After you’ve read about it, talk to each other and discuss what you would like to try. You will both have different concerns and excitements, so getting you both on the same wavelength is paramount for a sizzling anal experience.

When a sexual drive mismatch happens, it isn’t always the man who wants more sex than his partner is providing. Unlike the image of the ever-ready man presented on television, not all men want sex all the time....via HushHush

When a sexual drive mismatch happens, it isn’t always the man who wants more sex than his partner is providing.  Unlike the image of the ever-ready man presented on television, not all men want sex all the time.  Nor are they able to provide it at a moment’s notice.  So what happens when a woman has a higher sex drive than her partner?

As adult entertainment becomes more accepted in the mainstream, more women see it as an increasingly legitimate career path, one they don’t have to hide from friends and possibly not even family...via Regina Lynn at Wired.com

And not all of these women choose to move to the San Fernando Valley and work in movie mills. They set up on their own, performing live on the internet, selling monthly memberships that include real-time shows and archives of past performances. They blog, they chat, they give sex advice, they sell their panties and custom t-shirts, and their annual revenue target is a drop in the lube bottle compared with what even a small production house needs to hit.

No-strings sex goes by varying names; casual sex, one night stands, fuck buddies, etc. Read more at HustHush…

It takes a very special kind of relationship for two people to be intimate with one another without crossing the boundary into being a couple. It’s very important for ground rules to be laid out in the beginning. These rules usually surround what happens if one of you meets someone with whom you would like to have a proper relationship with, i.e. your arrangement ceases. Since this is a no-strings arrangement, it mostly indicates that both partners are welcome to have sexual relations with other people if they so wish, as they are not having an exclusive relationship.

Sexy cooking with Grant Stoddard: via Men’s Health.

Remember when the onus was on women to impress men? Me neither.

But apparently that was the case in the 1850s, when American writer Fanny Fern coined this phrase: The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. A lot has changed over the past 150 years.

I’ve always had a keen interest in cooking for women, often as a means to engage them sensually before, um, engaging them sensually. And according to a recent poll we conducted with 1,000 Cosmopolitan readers, my motive is well founded: 66 percent of women said they’re more likely to have sex with a man after a home-cooked meal. But my gastronomic repertoire was, frankly, less than sexy, with dishes that would be better served in an army barracks than as a means of seduction.