I had never heard this expression until very recently and I thought, God, how vulgar!

I’m no prude and I’m quite happy to hear and use other slang words for vagina - pussy, fanny, quim, cum dumpster, honey pot, and even cunt on occasions.  But there’s something about the “fishy” connection with “clam” and “hairiness” of “bearded”, which leaves a nasty taste in my mouth, so to speak!

I had never appreciated that there were so many different slang terms for the “female crucible” - check out the following list:

affair (slang, male or female genitals)
alcove (slang)
anemone of love (poetic; Chinese spiritual)
antechamber (slang)
ax wound (vulgar slang)
batcave (slang)
bearded clam (vulgar slang)
bearded lady (vulgar slang)
bear trap (vulgar slang)
beaver (vulgar slang)
bell (Tibetan spiritual)
belly (Victorian slang)
Bermuda triangle (slang)
black velvet (vulgar slang for a Black woman)
box (vulgar slang)
bucket seat (vulgar slang)
bun (vulgar slang)
bush (vulgar slang)
bushy park (vulgar slang)
cabbage (slang)
cake (vulgar slang)
canasta (vulgar slang)
chuff box (vulgar slang)
cockpit (vulgar slang)
coin purse (slang)
conch shell (poetic)
cookies (vulgar slang)
coosie (vulgar slang)
cootch (vulgar slang)
cooter (vulgar slang)
cooze (vulgar slang)
crack (vulgar slang)
crawl space (vulgar slang)
crevice (slang)
crucible (spiritual)
cum dumpster (vulgar slang)
cum guzzler (vulgar slang)
cunny (Scottish vulgar slang)
cunt (vulgar slang)
cup (slang)
donut (slang)
door of life (spiritual)
dripping delta (vulgar slang)
fanny (British polite slang)
female crucible (spiritual)
felted mound (slang, from “Story of O”)
fillet-o-fish (slang)
finger hut (vulgar slang)
fish (slang)
fish taco (vulgar slang)
flossy (vulgar slang, from German fotze)
flower (poetic)
fly catcher (vulgar slang)
fringed mound (slang, from “Story of O”)
front bum (New Zealand slang)
fuckhole (vulgar slang)
gammon goalposts (vulgar slang)
garage (vulgar slang)
gash (vulgar slang)
gates of Heaven (spiritual)
golden doorway (spiritual)
golden furrow (spiritual)
grain-shaped cave (poetic)
Grand Canyon (vulgar slang)
granny twadge (British vulgar slang, Liverpool/Birkenhead/Merseyside area, from “stinks like granny twadge”)
grotto (poetic; spiritual)
growler (New Zealand slang)
grunion nest (vulgar slang)
heaven’s door (poetic; spiritual)
hole (vulgar slang)
honey cave (poetic, esp. relating to cunnilingus)
honey pot (poetic, esp. relating to cunnilingus)
hot box (vulgar slang, esp. relating to women who orgasm quickly)
inner heart (spiritual)
inner stream (spiritual)
inner terrace (spiritual)
jade cavern (spiritual)
jade gate (spiritual)
jade gateway (spiritual)
jaws of Hell (vulgar slang)
lobster pot (vulgar slang)
loins (slang)
loose meat sandwich (Australian vulgar slang)
lotus (poetic; spiritual)
lotus flower (poetic; spiritual)
lotus of her wisdom (spiritual)
love box (slang)
love canal (poetic)
love grotto (poetic)
love jungle (vulgar slang)
lower lips (vulgar slang)
lower mouth (vulgar slang)
map of Tasmania (Australian slang)
map of Tassie (Australian slang)
muff (vulgar slang)
mysterious cavern (spiritual)
mysterious valley (spiritual)
nardlets (vulgar slang)
nooch (childish)
nook (vulgar slang)
nookie (vulgar slang)
peach (poetic)
peachfish (slang)
perfumed mouse (poetic)
pleasure center (poetic; spiritual)
pleasure center of heaven (poetic; spiritual)
pleasure grotto (poetic; spiritual)
pleasure house (poetic; spiritual)
pocket (slang)
poon (vulgar slang)
poontang (vulgar slang)
precious crucible (spiritual)
precious gate (poetic; spiritual)
precious gateway (poetic; spiritual)
pudendum (anatomy)
purse (slang)
pussy (vulgar slang)
quiff (vulgar slang)
quim (vulgar slang)
rat trap (vulgar slang)
red pearl (poetic)
scratch (vulgar slang)
sea shell (poetic, from “Anias Nin”)
seat of pleasure (poetic; spiritual)
secret cavern (poetic)
sensitive cavern (poetic)
shake bag (vulgar slang)
shae nae (New Zealand slang, pronounced “shay nay”)
sheath (vulgar slang)
slash (vulgar slang)
slit (vulgar slang)
snapper (vulgar slang, from “snapping pussy”, indicating strong control of the vaginal muscles)
snatch (vulgar slang)
space (slang)
split (vulgar slang)
stench trench (vulgar slang)
tampon socket (vulgar slang)
temple (spiritual)
temple of love (poetic; spiritual)
tender trap (poetic)
thingie (childish)
thingy (childish)
tool shed (vulgar slang)
treasure house (poetic)
tuna (vulgar slang)
tunnel (vulgar slang)
tunnel of love (slang)
tush (vulgar slang, from ZZ Top)
twadge (British vulgar slang, from “stinks like granny twadge”)
twat (vulgar slang)
undercut (vulgar slang)
vagina (anatomy)
velvet cage (slang)
Venus fly trap (slang)
vertical smile (vulgar slang)
well (vulgar slang)
wheat-shaped cave (poetic)
whisker box (New Zealand slang)
white tiger’s cavern (poetic)
womb (Victorian slang)
X (slang)
yoni (Sanskrit spiritual)

[more, via sicklywhitegirl]

I’m always amazed at how many sites I come across of young women who are very clearly using pornography as a way and means to fund their university education.

I am also sometimes dubious about whether they are over 18 - some of them look far from adulthood.  But, I have to be realistic and come to terms with the fact that 18 year olds will always look like that to me now, and that they are, in fact, grown-up therefore legally allowed to do all the things that we adults do.

Cum inside and watch me get fucked every possible way you can imagine!  I also love sucking cock so you can bet there will be a whole lot of that going
on inside also! I just started college and I’m trying to earn enough money to pay for my tuition. But I’m willing to do whatever it takes to get my education. Even if it means I haveto show the world my whole body! [more, via littlecoco.com].

I’m sure the phrase “it’s not the size that counts, it’s what you do with it” was only invented to appease those men with small cocks.

Now, it may be true that men will small penises make up for what they lack on the cock front by being extra attentive in other ways and can give great oral, for example.  But in my experience, a small cock is not satisfying; of course, there are loads of other ways to be sexually stimulated but nothing can beat the sensation of being filled up by a large, hot, throbbing cock and to be able to feel the twitching and pulsating in the hard flesh as orgasm approaches. 

I am just not able to experience those sensations with a small penis.

It appears that I’m not alone in this thinking:-

I don’t know where you got those responses that penis size isn’t important but the reality of it is size does matter to both the man and woman. A man with a large penis has the confidence that he can satisfy any woman and after all making love for the man is all about confidence. More and more research is showing that a larger penis does give more pleasure to a woman especially the girth of the penis. I have never seen a six inch or less dildo. Dildos are all designed large. Women brag about their mens size and I think that just making love with a man with a large penis makes them feel like more of a woman. Women seem to think something terrible will happen if they suddenly come clean that larger is better. I was just on a website from a university study showing that young college girls like larger penises. Maybe the next generation will be more honest. [read more on the subject via alt.penis.com]

The Shocker, according to the Urban Dictionary, is the sexual act of inserting two fingers in the vagina and one in the anal opening, then thrusting deeply.

I’ve been shocked on many occasions, but I’ve never come across these labels before:-

Two in her rut, one in her butt.
Two in the ‘ooh la la’, one in the caca.
Two in the baby maker, one in the patty caker.
Two in the beav, with an ace up the sleeve.
Two in the beaver, one in the cleaver.
Two in the beaver, one where food leaves her.
Two in the bird, one in the turd.
Two in the blood, one in the mud.
Two in the boat, one in the moat.
Two in the bow, one in the stern.
Two in the buckle, one in the knuckle.
Two in the Bush, one in the Cheney.
Two in the bush, one in the tush.
Two in the byway, one in the hershey highway.
Two in the cake, one in the pudding.
Two in the camel toe, one in the anal hole.
Two in the cat, one in the shat.
Two in the cheese, one in the whiz.
Two in the chink, one in the sphinc.
Two in the chute, one in the glute.
Two in the clam, one in the SHAZAAM

“After I gave her the shocker and left she always came back, rapping at my chamber door. I told her never more, I would not again shock that whore. But she continued rapping on my chamber door, and before i knew it, she was on my floor....begging...MORE.. .MORE!!!!” -Edgar Allan Poe [more,via]

A very personal note:

I used to drink (alcohol) - a lot.

I don’t anymore.

Too many drunken fumbles, one-night-stands, embarrassing flirtations hoping they would lead to something more, which although they sometimes did, they often didn’t and I was left reeling in the humiliation of rejection and not being able to quite remember exactly what I had said or did.

Sobriety is a wonderful thing.

Sex in sobriety is a truly wonderful thing.

I can only now really appreciate all the magical aspects of love-making and enjoy the heightened sensations that sex in sobriety brings. 

I can really feel now.  I couldn’t do that before.

Boy, life’s goooooooood!

It’s been my experience that sex in sobriety is AMAZING! Far beyond anything I experience when I was “out there.” I think it’s partly because I’m actually present for the act and partly because I know the guy. Plus, recovery has taught me to have a firm sense of self and be comfortable in my own skin so I don’t have a need to be drunk before someone sees me with my clothes off (as I did before). All this took time, but believe me it is a major blessing of sobriety.

Virginia [via soberrecovery.com]

Protruding, pert and proud.
Prominent and perky
Perfect.

For some close-up clit stimulation action, click on the image below via hotgoo.com

She had a very prominent mound, and her big clit wasn’t showing too well. I said “Spread yourself open, sweetie, and hold the mirror so you can see.” “I’ll hold the mirror, but you spread me apart, OK?” Well, I was curious too, so I took my thumbs and gently spread her open a little way. I said: “See the part right in the middle? That’s it.” “No. I can’t see it. Spread me open more.” I held her with my thumbs, and put my forefingers inside her outer lips and spread everything open further. She had huge inner lips too, and they stayed together. She said “I still can’t see too well, pull those others apart too”. I reached with my forefingers and spread her inner lips apart, exposing her clit and the vestibule of her vagina. I said “See, honey, right there in the middle?” “I think so. Touch it so I can be sure.” I reached over with my right index finger and touched her clit. It immediately began to engorge and swell.

She was getting wet, and I was getting hard. Lubricant flowed from between her inner lips. Everything down there was getting bigger, turning pinkish red, and becoming moist. [more via myfirsttime.com]

Going back to nature can sometimes mean your basic natural instincts take over.

Even the chill of the water is not enough to dampen down this young chap’s ardour, putting on an impressive show for all around.

Sun, sea and sex; such a natural combination!

Innovative way to hook up to an iPod and get lost in those vibes!

I had sex in my parents’ bed - once. 

It didn’t feel right and looking back, it was probably the instigating factor in deciding to finally get my own place.  There’s nothing like the freedom of being able to scream out loud and bounce around making as much noise as you wish during a good old love-in without the fear of being overheard by your parents.

It seems students here in France are having a particularly hard time of it when it comes to finding a place of their own, hence the students’ union UNEF campaign as depicted in this photo.

Students in France have long had a hard time finding a place to live. A campaign by the student union called attention to their plight using posters depicting a couple having sex in the parents’ bed. And it may have worked.

One has to feel bad for the situation French university students find themselves in. A year ago, they staged huge protests against a new law making it easier for employers to fire young people. And this year, they had to resort to a scandalous poster campaign just to convince the government to put a roof over their heads.

A recent campaign run by the French students’ union UNEF showed a naked couple having sex on a bed—with the parents of one of the amorously-engaged students sleeping on either side. The message of the poster was clear: Because of a chronic housing shortage, a huge number of those attending university in France have to live at home for lack of anywhere else to go.......[more, via boingboing.net].

“>A husband wanting to give his wife an extra special Christmas present, sends an email to Catalina, a fetish model and professional domme, requesting that she comes to their suburban household and seduce his gorgeous, blindfolded, submissive wife.  Catalina willingly agrees, and carries out the seduction in the knowledge that the lady’s safe word is “blue” - the rest is a story that will leave you feeling hot, hot, hot!

“and she likes a firm hand… consider us to be sexually adventurous… she is very submissive in bed… I will then blindfold her and hopefully you’ll arrive right around then… she is very submissive so if there is anything you want to bring or anything you want to try out… feel free”

Along with the email came the picture you see above. Now, put yourself in my shoes and ask yourself, “Who would turn this down?” The only thing that could make an email like this better is knowing that this is a business arrangement and that my time will be well-compensated. Hooray for capitalism!

I arrived at their home, a nice middle-class suburban home just outside of Charlotte. I wondered if their neighbors had any inkling about how kinky their neighbors are, or what was about to happen next door to them. I always wonder that when I meet people though. Brad met me downstairs and we sat and drank a glass of wine, discussing his gorgeous wife who was waiting upstairs blindfolded for us........... [more, via catalinaloves.com].

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Click on the thumbnail image for this genuine 1925 vintage porn video.

Original image from BardeRodoviaria.blogspot.com

At least we can see she’s not got crabs!

She’s been smoking too much of Jojo’s Lobster Pot - [via jojo-smooth-bottom-party].

Sniffing ladies’ underwear, in particular worn knickers is such a popular hobby (or fetish if you like) it seems, that there is even a website dedicated to buying and selling worn undies - www.knickerhut.com;

Seems like there’s a market for absolutely everything nowadays!

Most of the time during sex, having my breasts squeezed is quite a turn on, but I only like it to be firm and gentle; none of this grabbing and kneading lark and if he tries to pinch my nipples, it’s all I can do to stop myself from slugging him one.

Now, there are occasions when my tits are a complete no-no, depending on my menstrual cycle and he knows to leave well alone.  Then, there are the very rare occasions when I actually want him to pull and twist my nipples, but only when I’m at the height of arousal. 

Some women like rough treatment of their breasts and nipples prior to arousal because it’s that very action that gets them all fired up.

Not me though.

Urban Dictionary describes the effect of the titty twister thus:

Pain! Especially if you:
A- a woman whose period is fast approaching
B- a really, really fat dude
Executed by grabbing your foe’s nipple and twisting it with all your might. If done successfully, the foe usually ends up crying like a titty-baby.

My friend Marin broke up with her boyfriend after he gave her a titty twister durning sex.
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“He squeezed my tit, then pinched my nipple harder. “I want it to hurt,” he said. “You like it when it hurts, don’t you.” It wasn’t a question, and I thought my little gasp of pleasure was probably a good enough answer. He put his lips near my nipple and breathed out warm, wet air. “You like it soft, too,” he said. I pushed my chest towards him. He bit me. It hurt. I liked it.” [more, via birdsaresmart].

With all this femininity around here, it’s hard to believe that there’s not a pussy in sight!

Shemale-on-shemale behaviour is weird to me.  Now, don’t get me wrong, I think they look really hot and they’re clearly getting a great deal of pleasure out of arousing each other, it’s just that I’ve no idea what sort of “box” to put them in.  I suppose it is essentially “gay” behaviour, although they’re neither two men nor two women. 

For more shemale on shemale action go to shemaleflick.com.

It’s all very confusing!

There are people one went to school with who always stood out because you knew they were carrying a time bomb which would later explode either destroying them or making them a complete outsider. Yes I believe the obsessive hedonistic characteristics that drive people to kill themselves on motorcycles or even go to other extremes like turning their bodies into women purely for sensual and sexual enjoyment are very similar. They don’t seem to care about anything else never looking back and take each day as it comes living it like their last. In a way they are like artists showing us how we could live our lives in a more interesting and exciting way but at the same time warning us that unbridled pleasure can be a bitter pill to swallow. Still without people to break the mould there would be no sinners or sirens with which Jojo can lure you. Indeed on a boring grey Wednesday this is the tender carrot floating in the white leek soup so enjoy a bit of hedonism too. [via jojo-smooth-bottom.blogspot.com].