Ramu looked at her incredulously and shook his head in wonder. Her face burrowed between his thighs, turned upward like a suckling calf’s. He reached back and pulled his buttocks open. Her face and lips were soft between his thighs, inordinately erotic. His penis sawed the air. He gasped as her tongue slithered into the dank cleft between his buttocks and swirled over the puckered flesh of his anus. It tasted musky and sexy and she groaned and flipped her tongue over the contracting muscle, rimming his ass.

Groaning, he pulled her head back and fucked her face again. Already, she was more adroit and her hunger was unmistakable. Fondling her breasts with one hand, the other in her crotch, Kanan sucked her servant’s penis greedily. It throbbed and pulsed in her mouth and he fucked her face rapidly, moaning and jerking his hips back and forth, rocking her head in both hands.

When he pulled her to her feet again, Kanan was thrilled to see the excitement on his face. His eyes glittered and his nostrils were flared, his lips agape. He kissed her hungrily, squeezing her breasts, fondling her buttocks and thighs. She squirmed eagerly against him, holding his penis fearlessly and rubbing it between her thighs. [full story via eroticxxxstories.com].

According to a report today in the Daily Mail online newspaper, we Brits are losers in the pert bottom stakes and that we have bigger butts than most European women, and, more depressingly, they’re getting even bigger according to health experts.

Unsurprisingly, a lazy lifestyle and high-fat diet are considered to be the cause, although (apparently) bone analysts claim it’s got something to do with our ancestors.
Oh, if only that were true!

The article outlines four short cut ways to a pert bottom without having to sweat it out at the gym:

Cellulite patches

Launched this summer, cellulite patches claim to be the latest orange peel busters. Said to be favoured by Nigella Lawson, makers claim one course of 15 patches is enough to shed one-inch-and-a-half and remove unwanted dimples.
How they work: A cellulite patch acts like a nicotine patch because its active ingredients are continuously in contact with the skin. One of its main ingredients is bladderwrack which is high in iodine. Some studies show iodine speeds up circulation increasing blood flow and shifting toxins around the body towards the kidneys where they are flushed out.
Its other key element, red algae contains an active ingredient called rhodysterol. This is said to significantly speed up the process of lipolysis - the body’s natural way of turning fat into energy. [full article, via the dailymailonline]

Most people think of glove sex as just gloves handjobs or wanking with gloves on. Yes that is a part of it but also lesbians fingering with gloves on. I love to see women masturbating themselves and cock with sexy gloves, actually any gloves. I love to get a wank from leather gloves, rubber gloves, silk gloves, fingerless gloves, fluffy gloves, driving gloves and any other type of glove really. When you get a gloves handjob you really get off on the texture of the glove. I will be posting some pics of gloves handjobs as well as gloves handjob movies. I will also have some glove handjob lessons for those who are not sure what gloves are best for wanking with. It depends what feeling you are after but most, well all, gloves will do. It just depends what gloves you use for a wank as to what sensations your cock gets as it being wanked by a gloved hand. [via glovesex.net].

“Cock" fighting at it’s best!

As she gingerly let her finger brush over the distended head, evoking a sigh from her frightened patient, she asked softly, “Is it always like this, I mean all erect and everything!!!” “Y-yes,” Nicki replied through clenched teeth, “always, it never relaxes!!!” “Oh my,” Meg replied thickly, “how often do you orgasm!?!” “At least three times a day,” Nicki replied with soft moan!!! Meg continued massaging the little “cock” with her index finger while commenting in hushed tones, “Your lips are also incredibly engorged, is that a permanent condition, too!?!” Nicki was now sweating profusely all over her bulging pubis, and as she began to reply to Meg’s last question, her entire body was wracked by a climax that shook her to the core while the stunned nurse looked on with a look of absolute incredulitly!!! “T-that was truly unbelievable,” Meg Kean whispered while massaging the trembling organ, “do you have a boyfriend to help take care of you!?!” “Oh no,” Nicki replied sadly, “no man would want a woman with my condition, however I do have a girl friend that I share an apartment with!!!” “Does your lover have the same problem,” Meg asked in a husky voice, “I mean are her organs like yours!?!” [full story via heatherssecretplace.com].

Let’s hope she DOESN’T taste as good as she looks!

To be young, gifted and black,
Oh what a lovely precious dream
To be young, gifted and black,
Open your heart to what I mean

Penis envy must be a real bummer for millions of guys, and there is no doubt in my mind that generally speaking, black guys have bigger cocks than most white guys and practically all Asian guys.  Of course, there are always exceptions to the rule, but I have yet to see, anywhere, a photo or a video of a black guy sporting a small cock.

“His hands moved away exposing a penis like I had never seen before. It looked almost twice the size of my nearly 6 inches with a tremendous girth. At first I wondered if Suzy would be able to take it, but then it gradually dawned on me that this is what she wanted, this is what had worked her up that Saturday night she admitted she wanted a big black cock. “
A Totally True Threesome - Suzy gets a big black cock. [via, mynaughtystory.com].

Going from one extreme to another, given the article below on anorexia and sex.  This young lady seems to be quite proud of her ample, dimpled ass and good for her.

I’m not saying that I find it attractive - I don’t - but if she feels good about herself enough to reveal it to the world, then that’s probably OK.  I say “probably” because, just like anorexia, obesity is not healthy and can in many cases, be life-threatening.  Larger-than-life ladies are often made to feel bad about themselves so it is good to see a rather ordinary looking, overweight person seemingly happy in their own skin. 

So after giving my dimpled ass a thorough inspection in the mirror this morning (and btw referring to your ass as “cute and dimpled” does not actually cover up the fact that it’s sagging to the right and looks suspiciously like someone taped a cardboard box down there and wrote ‘ass’ on it) I’ve decided I need to get in shape.

Really, for a number of reasons: I’m over sucking my stomach in when sitting down, standing up, lying down, sleeping, unconscious from a head wound, or any other form of existing. I’m over avoiding wearing my skinny jeans on alternate days (or days that end in y or start in M, T, W, S or F) because I fear a fat guy in a little coat crotch tear situation. I’m tired of feeling my thighs jiggle every time I hop two stairs at a time. I’m tired of not being able to hop more then three stairs at a time for fear of total respiratory failure. Basically: I’d like to be comfortable. I’m not looking to be a size 4 here but a size 6 would be nice. And is not totally unreasonable considering my height and age. [via shoesonablog.com].

I’d be surprised to hear that anybody finds this image of an extremely anorexic young lady erotic in any way.

It’s disturbing to think that anorexia is being promoted in this way, ie it is attractive and sexy to be skeletal.  Who in their right minds would want to have sex with a skeleton?  Now, before I’m shot down, I am fully aware that women who are suffering from this horrendous disorder still want to be desired and to feel desirable.  Part of the psychological problem with anorexia nervosa is that they can never feel desirable until they are “thin enough” - and that’s the problem - they never are in their minds.

Supermodels are increasingly becoming more and more anorexic-looking which undoubtedly sends out a very distorted message to girls and women who aspire to “be” like these glamourous icons - it’s been going on for years and what with the computer technology that now enables the professionals to be made to look “perfect” in any photo shoot, it’s no wonder there’s a high amount of low self-esteem, particularly but not solely, amongst the younger generation.

Very worrying indeed. 

When I think about supermodels, I don’t think about fashion at all. Fashion has little or nothing to do with what supermodels actually do. What I think is two-fold:

#1. Anorexia. #2. Sex.

Strange how they go together. These women actually manage to be anorexic and sexy at the same time and thus become supermodels, largely due to the gift of photography and airbrushing. (For those of you who don’t know, airbrushing means that the picture has been softened so you don’t see blemishes, scars, cellulite and in some cases: Rib cages.)

But are supermodels really that sexy?

Maybe, maybe not. Personally? You couldn’t pay me to sleep with a skeleton, even if it was alive (or undead? teehee). Necrophilia is the closest thing I can think of to having sex with a supermodel. Their bones would be sticking into your skin/etc and making it very uncomfortable.

So they really are not “sexy” at all.

And yet supermodels are used to sell perfume, make-up, lingerie and other sexually-oriented fashion and/or accessories. In many cases the photographs they produce are simply pornography/erotica and aren’t pushing any product except the magazine that they are in.

Look at the images shown on this website. JUST LOOK.

I found this comment from a young virgin concerned about her large labia and her fears as to what her boyfriend may think of her body, quite moving.  It pretty much describes how many women feel about their genitalia and how insecure they are.  The responding comment is reassuring and nice to hear:

Well this embarasses me down to the ground…
But to cut a long story short…
Is it normal?
As in… You can see a slight bulge when I’m in my underwear.
I have a bf but I’m a virgin and he’s not but I’m so scared to have sex with him incase he thinks I’m disgusting cos he’s always commenting and making jokes about ‘saggy vaginas’ so as you can tell I’m kind of bricking it.
I know what loads of people will say, if he doesn’t respect you and you don’t feel comfortable then don’t have sex with him, I know that and I won’t, I’m not stupid.
But obviously you understand how this is making me feel. Is this a normal thing to have… Because I don’t think most girls have it. I’m not a pervert haha but like when I go swimming I’ve never noticed any other girls with it and it’s made me so paranoid.
It’s knocked my confidence into a minus so if anybody could shed some light it would be much appreciated.
Thankyou x [via answers.yahoo.com].

It’s completely normal! I used to think I was not normal because I had big labia and all these pictures I saw women had those small tight labia. Then I did some research and realized that most women do in fact, have big labia.

It’s just the porn industry showing the dislike for big labia, which are unnatural and most of the stars get surgery. Your boyfriend might like them though. They have their advantages. They could be sucked on, played with easier, and maximize pleasure.

Don’t worry about it, you don’t have a “saggy vagina”. When he says that he probably means that someone’s loose, and since you’re a virgin I’m sure you’re not. Big labia are fun, embrace your beauty, and don’t feel self conscious about it because I’m sure any man will be happy no matter what a woman’s vagina looks like.

As nature intended.

Pump up the volume.

Inflated.

Evidently worth the effort!

Ever wanted to have a more defined mound or maybe wanted more sensitivity for a more intense sex life? Lucky for you, within the past few years, a new trend in vacuum pumping for enhancement or modification of the genital area has become more accessible. Vacuum pumping can be done with a partner or alone, to increase sensitivity and tightness, temporarily engorge or permanently increase the size of your genitals.

Pumping: For Play or Modification:-

Occasional use is great for play but you can, with long term regular use, permanently modify your body. It can temporarily engorge your pussy, making it more sensitive and attractive, making it swell up and blush. If you’re unsatisfied with your look, you can permanently increase the size and feel; extremes in size are very possible. How far you go is up to you, you have control and you have the freedom. [more, via wikiafterdark.com].

When does friendly flirting become harmful harassment?

Difficult one this; we all like to be liked and to feel admired and to some extent welcome attention from somebody even if we’re not necessarily sexually attracted to them.  But if we respond favourably to somebody’s flirtatious remarks and their touchy-feely behaviour, we can easily find ourselves in a sticky situation whereby the advances become unwelcome and we can begin to feel violated.

How do we know if someone is flirting or sexually harassing us?

This begs the question ‘Who is responsible for your feelings’. If you agree with the old saying ‘sticks and stones will hurt your bones but words will do no harm’ then sexual harassment can only be harassment when it involves physical contact of some kind. Those that favour this argument might say that no matter what someone says to you, it is how you choose to respond internally that defines how it affects you. [read the full article via adulthoodwonderful.com]

He’s been lying again!

Someone really does need to tell Pinocchio that his nose is a dead give-away.

Mind you, ‘what’ he’s been lying about, one can only imagine - deep breaths and controlled breathing are what seem to be in order here.

Why does Pinocchio’s nose grow longer when he lies? Despite the fact that I saw the Disney film as a child, and despite the fact that I just read an online synopsis of the more recent film, The Adventures of Pinocchio, I don’t know the answer to this question. However, somewhere, it may have been in the synposis, I recall reading that Collidi’s story was intended as a morality tale for children, the moral of course being: don’t tell lies or you’ll be kicked out of school and forced to have incredible, life-transforming adventures. [via oblivio.com].

Talk about slobber! 

Lovely jubbly!!!

Sarah picked-up a small plastic container and then knelt in front of him. She licked her lips and then took his cock into her mouth hungrily. The potion had been working on his balls for some time now and they were ready to explode. Sarah flicked her tongue across the underside of his cock twice and then pulled her mouth away and positioned the plastic container under his cock tip. He groaned and squirted a huge load of cum out of his throbbing cock as Sarah stroked it with her other hand. Spurt after spurt of hot cum spilled into the cup; more than he had ever made before. Sarah milked his cock expertly, collecting it all in her container. When he finally subsided and only a drool of cum trickled from his cock, Sarah licked it from his cock tip and smiled. [full story via eunuch.org].

Now, I know that 5 helpings of fruit and veg are essential for a healthy, balanced diet, but I do think this is taking it a bit too far.

I knew I was ready - I was lying on my back, with my legs spread apart, and I positioned the knob of the cucumber right at my asshole.  This would bethe most I had ever had in my ass, and I wanted it like nothing I had ever wanted in the world.  I closed my eyes and pushed.  It wouldn’t budge.  I pushed harder, and it still wouldn’t give way.  I dumped more lube on it, put both hands on it, and shoved, and at last - it went.

The knob on the cucumber popped into me like the head of a horsecock would.  It must have been as big - approaching the size of an apple.  the rest of the cucumber plowed into me, and I winced in pain.  Almost immediately, however, the pain turned right into the most intense pleasure I have ever felt in my life.  I felt like I was being mated my a stallion with a 2 foot cock gorged with flesh.  I was, in fact, gorged on this immense dildo.

I began pumping the huge vegetable in and out of my stretched asshole.  I didn’t rip, but I could tell, I was pretty close.  Anyway, I kept fucking my ass with the huge cucumber, and it didn’t take long before I was going to cum.  My cock was gorged bigger than it had ever been before, probably almost 8”.  Finally I couldn’t take it any longer, and I rammed the whole 9” of the cucumber up my ass, totally pushing apart my smooth bubble butt. [full story via nifty.org].

Thanks to Max Mosley’s recent indiscretion and the very public insight into his sadomasochistic private life, the British public are openly admitting to a penchant for BDSM; in fact, it’s considered to be “normal” behaviour amongst a large group of adults - not to be sniggered at any more, but to be taken seriously and accepted that it’s OK to play adult games and indulge in role play.  It’s just a pity for Max that being such a public figure, he is now in the limelight for partaking in a form of sex play, albeit consensual and to my mind totally acceptable, that he would much rather have kept private,

Just don’t mention “The War”!

..............both the tabloid queen and the science girl bits of me were simultaneously intrigued by headlines generated by the lurid court case involving Max Mosley, the boss of FIA, the governing body of motorsport.

If you have not followed this tale, it is about an orgy and some “sadomasochistic role play” (I quote Mr Mosley’s lawyer). Mr Mosley does not deny that he took part in an orgy. It was revealed that he and a nubile Mosleyette had taken turns in their role play, which was jolly sporting. Science girl here was of course thinking, what’s the science here? And it’s fascinating.

Theories about sadomasochism, which encompasses a spectrum of behaviours (dominance, submission, bondage) involving infliction of pain are the stuff of psychoanalysts’ dreams. It was thought to be congenital, a transmuted death wish (no prizes for guessing that was Freud’s theory), early childhood shaming, fear of castration and so on, ad infinitum. [full article via timesonline.co.uk].