Steak & BJ Day
Tomorrow, March 14th is officially Steak & BJ day also known as Valentine’s Day for men. You may want to send this reminder video to your girlfriend so she’s prepared for tomorrow.
DEFINITELY NOT AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION
As to why I’m wearing a blonde wig, mascara, a whole bunch of lipstick, leather chaps, high heels, a diamond necklace, high school class rings on every finger, a pink feather boa, painted toenails, a tiara and two large black dildos stuck firmly in my anal cavity? That’s just me being eccentric. If Crispin Glover can get away with it, why can’t I?
Oh, one more thing. You’ve probably noticed by now that I’ve (probably) ejaculated all over the ground. (If you haven’t noticed that yet, watch your step!) Well, let’s just chalk that one up to the wonders…
