I wish there was such a thing as X-ray vision - just think, you could check out a guy’s equipment to make sure it meets your standards before having to make any kind of intimate commitment.  It would certainly save you from being potentially disappointed and save his pride.

I imagine people completely naked all the time. Grocery stores, malls, bars, even the poor toll booth collectors on the turnpike. No one is safe from my XXX ray vision.

I can’t even say why I do this. If it was only really hot people I was imagining, then I could blame it on being over sexed. But it seems that the more fucked up a person’s body is, the more my imagination takes over. But I don’t stop there. I then start picturing them doing things. Strange things while in the buff. For example…

The 300 pound man picking out Doritoes is not only naked, he’s trying to ride a horse.

The old man with one leg is buck naked trying to run to the bathroom before he shits himself.

Even some of the people that use their own pictures as avatars are usually naked during one point or another as I’m browsing through the threads.

I need therapy. Lots and lots of therapy. [via tuckermax.com].