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Swedish Mums Like Porn
Posted by Shy Lily | Filed under Weblog,
http://www.msnaughty.com/blog/2008/05/28/swedish-mums-like-porn/
http://www.thelocal.se/11818.html
Another statistic to add to my collection; a survey of Swedish women by “yummy mummy” magazine Mama says that 28% of them have looked at online porn. This tallies with numerous other surveys which seem to always conclude that around a third of all women like to indulge in a little smut occasionally.
The survey also found that just because women become mothers, it doesn’t mean that they’re not also keen on sex.
“43 percent of mums under the age of 29 own a dildo… 31 percent of those surveyed think their man’s freshly showered body is the greatest turn-on… 39 percent of the Swedish mums surveyed have had anal sex and 23 percent fantasize about other men or women during sexual intercourse. 37 percent of the younger mums (under age 29) have had lesbian fantasies. 2 percent have had group sex and 23 percent of mums under the age of 29 use handcuffs as part of sex play.”
Ah, the freshness of Scandanavia! Cue the numerous cliches about blondes and jacuzzis and saunas and such.
Sleep discipline for soldiers, subs and slaves
Posted by Shy Lily | Filed under Weblog,
Train your slave to sleep spread-eagled face-down on a bed when he is alone; sometimes called the starfish sleep position. If his willpower alone is insufficient, he should attach himself to the four corners of his bed. Sleeping in this position trains the slave to sleep in a fully-exposed position with his arse ready for taking. It also trains him to keep his hands away from his cock and balls.
A variation is to train your slave to sleep with one finger - maybe the middle finger of his left hand - in his arsehole. Again he will learn to remind himself of his slave status. Sleeping wearing a buttplug is another option: my experience is that this leads to some good wild dreams.
Some Masters train their slave to sleep in chains or other restraints on the floor at the foot of the Master’s bed. Like a dog.
The leather goods manufacturers offer leather sleep sacks for overnight sleep restraint or other enforced immobility….
Via - http://www.milism.net/sleep.htm
In my reformatory it was of course forbidden to wank! It was consider as disobedience and bad behaviour…
How do they control ?
* Just looking at you waking up… at the ring all guys forced to be inspected standing naked in front of his bed…
* They just controlled if you were aroused or not… if yes no problem… just a cold shower…
* If not they presumed you wanked during last night so you were punished…How do they punish you ?
* You just had to wank 3 times one after the other in front of the mates…
* Then you received 6 of the cane always in front of the mates…
* then a cold shower and 1 week nights bound hands up on your back…
* Being bound for sleeping is a real hard punishment…We also had to show our sheets where they were looking for evidence of wanking… I remember once both of us - and I was in- had such evidence… they added 2 punishment : first we had to stay naked and just keep the sheet showing the evidence on us… second : 50 of a belt… Of course we tried not to wank…
I received this punishment let’s say 10 or 12 during my time… hard humiliating… but effective…
Eric
Penis plugs
The Frothy Bowsprit
Posted by Shy Lily | Filed under Weblog,
http://www.briantarsis.com/Online_Comics/FrothyBowsprit.html
Gee, you’re a sick bastard
How do you say “Surprise!” in Japanese?
The 15 Most Sexually Unappealing Porn Titles
Posted by Shy Lily | Filed under Weblog,
The adult entertainment industry is renowned for its ability to churn out an incredible volume of movies each year. One has to wonder how they keep coming up with titles, when so many of the films cover such similar subject matter (fucking).
Well, as it turns out, a whole lot of them are horrible and, with one glance, can turn you off the idea of porn (and even sex) for a very long time. Here are some of the worst. For your protection the graphic sexual images on these DVD covers have been covered by this image of the lovely Amy Winehouse.
Via: http://www.cracked.com/article_15830_15-most-sexually-unappealing-porn-titles.html
Dirt Pipe Milkshakes:
Here’s a phrase that can be anything from “clever menu item at Dairy Queen” to “HOLY SHIT I WISH I NEVER KNEW SUCH A THING EXISTED I’M GOING TO BE SICK.” If you’re not sure what a “Dirt Pipe Milkshake” is in the porn world, you can Google it. Or better yet, don’t, and you’ll still be able to enjoy dinner this evening.
The day sodomy went mainstream?
Posted by Shy Lily | Filed under Weblog,
Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RrlkXQshd8
BB/Gainsbourg: may be some sodomy in this song?
An exciting adventure for the senses
Posted by Shy Lily | Filed under Weblog,
Sadly “Liquid Arse Fart Spray” appears to be no longer listed.
‘Piquant yet insouciant’ only begins to describe Dr. John’s excretory elixir. Upon uncorking, the first notes fluttered up my sinuses like a treble of fragrant ghosts piping in from the men’s room in The Shining, elegant yet dangerous. There followed a mellow moldiness redolent of the boys’ room behind the shop class, filling my senses with nostalgia and my stomach with a mild yet unsettling queasiness.
All in all, Dr. John’s is full of bright notes, a hint of darkness, and has an absolutely unforgettable afterbirth.
There’s an ‘Ology for everything these days
Posted by Shy Lily | Filed under Weblog,
Cum nutrition facts.
Here’s a listing of some of semen’s ingredients:
http://www.dontspitswallow.com/cum_nutrition.shtml
In this age of calorie and carb counting and required nutrition labeling on foods, everyone wants to know exactly what’s in what they’re eating. And of course, if you’re going to eat cum, it’s no different. Unfortunately, it’s hard to find exact nutritional data for semen, but here’s some information to help you figure out how cum fits into your balanced diet.
What’s in Semen:
Obviously, semen contains spermatozoa, but sperm accounts for only a small percentage of spunk. Cum is 90 percent seminal fluid, which is composed of dozens of chemical components. The base of seminal fluid is primarily fructose (sugar) and proteins, with many other trace minerals and substances.
Yes, miss
Posted by Shy Lily | Filed under Weblog,
Stacy walked up and stood over me. “Take off the rest of your clothes and kneel on the floor.”
I did as she wished. Stacy turned away from me, quickly unzipping her skirt and letting it fall to the floor. She was in unbelievably good shape, the kind of good shape you don’t see outside of professional photographs. Stacy’s impeccable taste went down to her underwear, which was a beautiful dark lace thong. She slipped off the thong and let it fall to the floor.
Stacy looked over her shoulder at me. “Pick up my clothes and put them on the chair.”
http://reprobateindisguise.blogspot.com/2008/03/caught-pt-3-i-finished-cleaning-my-cum.html [Goneaway]
Silently, I did what Stacy asked, feeling my heart thump inside my chest. The thong was so delicate, the label read Agent Provocateur - Mabel. Stacy was truly a class act through and through. The thong alone probably cost $100. Stacy waited patiently for me to return to my original kneeling place, then calmly said, “Kiss my ass.”..
Season’s Greetings
Posted by Shy Lily | Filed under Weblog,
Season’s Greetings gallery here.
Merry Christmas everyone.
I want to be used
Posted by Shy Lily | Filed under Weblog,
wanted to be used, I wanted to him to use me like I was nothing but a fuck toy, a nameless whore for him to use and then throw away. I begged him to use me. And he did. He fucked me hard, beat my breasts with the flogger, pinched my nipples, bit my neck. And all the while, he kept drinking his beer. And that, more than anything else he did, made me feel used. I’m not sure why… it was like his beer was as important as I was, maybe even more so because he couldn’t be bothered to stop drinking it and pay attention to fucking me. I was just a thing to him, just like his beer bottle.
http://everythingoze.blogspot.com/
I felt completely dominated and completely used. It was wonderful. I haven’t been able to get it out of my head. It’s all I’ve been fantasizing about…
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